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The winning two captions are:
Brian and Fabio ponder the re-instatement to the England team of Bobby Moore &Alan Ball.
Tony Hudson

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BARWICK - Capello's just saved my bacon. I bet he's already working on his new squad formation.

CAPELLO - New Car, New house, New watch, New yacht, New severence deal.
Stephen Price


YOUR CAPTIONS:

(Barwick) I wonder, will he really learn english iwithin a month.(Cappelo) Barwick was right, our fingers on our chins stop us looking er ow he say, ridiculuos.
Maurice Carter

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Brian and Fabio ponder the re-instatement to the England team of Bobby Moore &Alan Ball.
Tony Hudson

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barwick - 4mill a year is alot...
capello - not enough to manager this shower of......
Matt Barker

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Oh what can I spend all the millions of pounds this funny looking fat guy, with a tash, keeps throwing at me??!!
Liam

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mmm... let's just get through this press conference and I can put my feet up for 12 months!
Chris Brady

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Keeping the finger on the chin makes people believe you know what you are doing
Graham Balmforth

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I will impress him with my italian,
due beeny eggy chippy
John MacAndrew


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Manager: I wish I could understand what the Chairman is saying
Chairman: I wish I could speak proper English
Mike Cook

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brian, who's that leggy blonde two rows back, i need a good number two.
Pam Heaton

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brian, after the welcome meeting has finished, could you take me to this stringfellows club, i've been told the local talent is very good there.
Mick Heaton

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BARWICK - Capello's just saved my bacon. I bet he's already working on his new squad formation.

CAPELLO - New Car, New house, New watch, New yacht, New severence deal.
Stephen Price

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Cappelo thinking-"I`ve got a funny feeling that wasn`t a mobile phone contract I`ve just signed."
Ken Wilkinson

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brian, could you possibly lend me a fiver for a cappuccino because i haven't had time to change my euro's over yet.
Katie Heaton

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Now if this were Strictly come dancing.
Malcolm Stroud

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Capello(thinking) : Why does Brian keep saying he is Hank Marvin - he looks nowt like him?
Alick Stott

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Capello (thinking) : Buffon in goal, Cannavaro and Rio at the back, Gattuso and Gerrard in the middle - we could go places!
George Stott

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Barwick : Fabio was always my first choice. When I said I wanted the "Special One" I was talking about my Burger King feast.
William Stott

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WISH I'D GONE TO SPECSAVERS.
Michael Barton

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NOW WEV'E APPOINTED HESTON BLUMENTHAL'S DAD AS ENGLAND COACH, AT LEAST THE GRUB AFTER THE MATCH WILL BE BETTER !
Michael Barton

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does anybody know whats happening?
Warren Richard

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...... What did he say ? ......
Robert

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After meeting the man of his dreams Fabio couldn't bear to make eye contact
Tony Hudson

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Mmmm - didn't know the England Managers job was up for grabs!!
Jean Lambert-Allen

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Barwick "I wonder what Fabulous Fabio is thinking?"
Capello " I wonder if Barwick is thinking at all."
Cliff Johns

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Capello - Shirts, keyrings, DVDs??.
Barwick - Forget the football Capello. It's all about the brand.

Stephen Price

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"Hey waitress 2 cigars here we are gonna celebrate"
Keith Davies

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Capello - weren't you in Dad's Army? Barwick - of course not YOU STUPID BOY!!
Jonathan Wilkinson

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BARWICK - I've washed your car, the board and the players are taking their Italian lessons and the blue shirts are on order.
CAPELLO - Bravo.
Stephen Price

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Oh i am a boring Italian prat, and rather ugly too, please shoot me!
Jamie Rudette

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You will let the england team win the following matches or else ill go Mussolini on yo ass!!
Jamie Rudette

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do you think it was a good idea to come to the xmas party as Laurel and Hardy?
Sandra Gibson


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What have i done!
Thomas McKerr

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LAMPARD OR GERRARD?
Mick Varley

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Question No1 to "Team Capello".......Spell RESIGNATION.
Gary Atkinson

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Arrrrr shutupaerface.
Tony Jewell

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Barwick, Its the team formation not your daily lunch allowance.
Stephen Price

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How will I spend the World Cup Qualification Bonus?
David Batty

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Is that an "A" or a "B"?
AAARRRRR No its a football
Steve Watson

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I wish he could speak English.....Desidero che potrebbe parlare italiano
Mark

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Capello: I wonder eef ze inglish press will notice ze subtle 2 finger salute Barwick is sending zem. Ee can obviously do what ee likes if he can select McLaren and still be in a job to choose me.
Gareth Ivey

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Is Beckham really gay or was he just pleased to know that I got the job?
Harry

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You see Mr Capello, In England our advanced technology allows me to speak through my finger microphone, through to your finger amplifier, and it sounds like you can speak English. This should give us some breathing space until you can learn the lingo !
Stuart Spinks

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Barwick says i will pay for your english lessons if you can win me the world cup
Brian Foster

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what a mistake ive made
Gavin Sharlotte

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Ahhh, thats why Becks used to call Barwick.. Mr Potato Head!
Paul Grimley

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Countdown contestants
Capello - Ok Carol, a vowel, vowel, vowel, vowel, vowel, vowel, vowel, vowel
Carol Vorderman - what about any constantans?
Barwick - I thought that's what we were?

Constantans, contestants!!

Richard Hizzard

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Barwick - Red wine in the water bottles and slices of salami instead of energy bars seems like a strange combination.

Capello - I've applied an Italian flavour to English training techniques.
Stephen Price