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YOUR ENTRIES:

I'd give it ten minutes in there if I was you.

Nev Davenport

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"Make sure this caption about me is complmentary, or you're out on your ear..."

James Mallorie

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The Cash Machines that way son

Tim Davey

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hey lads"peter ridsdale went that way

Keith Sawyer

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I think it,s time to go home............

Kenneth Skalstad

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The finances are better now but how much will you give me for the watch; it's a casio you know!!

John Surr

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Show me the money

Tim Davey

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Lord Mawhinney's not singing any more!

Jim Hemingway

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Its free for us but you have to pay 3 a pint

Tim Davey

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Its time you bought a season ticket

Tim Davey

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Dont forget seasons tickets go up by the minute

Tim Davey

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'Oi, Mawhinney...outside now!'

Richard Naylor

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Kevin Keegan : have you seen Wisey ?
Ken Bates : yeah he went that way !

Lance McCrickard
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ooh look specsavers

Ben Burnett

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bloody rhinos look at the state of the pitch

Steve Carney

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santa claus right hand man

Ben Burnett

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No ticket!? No match. Get out!!!

Simon Marsh

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Get on yer bike Mawhinney..!!!

Kirk Baker

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Pull my finger

Adam Eyeington

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Er... Sorry Mr Mawhinney, either 15pts back or theres the door !!

Paul Broughton

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Mine's a pint - the bar's that way. Do you like my watch?

Jason Dunne

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The football league closed hearing is over there

David Maginnis

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Just leave the points over there Mr Mawhinney, thank you very much.

Tom Fozard

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The 15 points went that way!

Sami

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This is the only point Leeds UTD will get back!

Ian Argyle

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"Where Is The Dressing Room?"

Ken Bates: "It's Down There"

Mark Goward

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Got this of Lord Mawhinney instead of the 15 points

Bob

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IS THIS WHERE PETER RISDALE KEPT THE GOLDFISH THEN?

Stewart Dougan

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..this little piggy went to market...

Stephen Cryer

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mahwinney went running that way.

Nigel halin

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Casio...... living the dream!

Stephen Cryer

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I know it's in private, but to lock the door, come on!!!

John Condon

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"my watch doe's not show minus fifteen but tells me its time to go to court"

Tony Clarke

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Its my way or the highway !!!

gary evans

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i said .''''@@ off to the football league.

nigel hall
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I WILL PUT THESE DETAILS OF MY DAILY FOOD PLAN OVER IN THAT CUPBOARD

ste

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this is the actual height of dennis wise

ste

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football league you are the weakest link good bye

stuart stephen

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iam going that way back to monaco

graham bracewell

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"If he thinks he's going to get away with another 15 points deduction, he's got more than another ******* think coming!"

Ian Graham

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15 points............Yeah they went that way

Terry Connolly

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the points went that way

joseph smith

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I want to make a Point...In fact 15 of them!

Naz Khan

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it was them bu***rs that took our 15 points

Brian Foster

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'Behind closed doors', THAT WAY!

Steve

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If your'e looking for that bloke called Ken Bates, he went that away

mick heaton

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my promises?went that way

leemcbride

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``Risdale....you know where the door is'' !

Howard Forster

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A Wise Decision to Hire Macca ?

billy j walker

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im with stupid

s kelly

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Quick, someone has robbed the trophy room and stolen the carpet. !!

mark readman

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can those leeds rhinos players play football

sharon johnson

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If you won't give us back the 15 points, theres the door

Chris Quirke

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"Wherever he traveled, Ken always took his own finger nibbles."

ken wilkinson

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I got this watch after the sale of Killgallon, so not much left after paying the agent!

Paul Boocock

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"And all I got was this lousy Gold Rolex"

Liam