The competition has now closed.

The winner is:
"Leeds style of football just wasn`t sexy enough for Right Said Fred."

Ken Wilkinson


YOUR ENTRIES:



I have been into football for so many years, I still can't get my head around it..

Gordon

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I'm getting worried.First Mr Bates makes me watch this horror show and now he has invited me to his motel. What a psycho!

Andrew Atkinson

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elementary my dear williams

Peter Susse

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Oh Dear !!!

Shaine

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" Our Father who art in heaven......."

Capt. Eric Kinchin

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DON'T KNOW ABOUT SAMMY LEE OR STEVE STAUNTON, I THINK I NEED HELP FROM GOD.

Wallace Johnson

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Gawd it was so much easier playing for Leeds than managing them!:(

Derek

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O'oh were gonna need a bigger pitch

Stuart Caven

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Beam me up Scottie!

Stevens Stylianou

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I knew I should've worn my tracksuit!

Stevens Stylianou

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When I said I needed a ' number 2 ',I didn't mean the toilet!

Stevens Stylianou

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Health Officials to Close Elland Road?
Quarantine restrictions imposed as viralent strain of H.B.F. (Harry Bassett Face) sweeps through club!

Allan Hudson

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im so happy to be back

Dan Northfield

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"Leeds style of football just wasn`t sexy enough for Right Said Fred."

Ken Wilkinson

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hair?

John Surr

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i wonder what to have for my tea tonight

Michael Hawley

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mmmm! Play offs this season.Win.Championship next season,then Champions League.

Steve Carter

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Maybe, i'll play next week!

Adrian Marsh

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"I wonder if I can persuade Lee Chapman to come out of retirement?"

Gary Atkinson

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I recognise the ground but who are they in the white shirts?.

Mrs Sandra Gibson

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Oh god I hope they cant smell it aswell

Adam Barber

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I want a wig too!

Charles Heslett

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why didn't somebody tell me it was dress down Friday

Jonnymac

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"So you are saying all the players that used to be here are gone ..... ?"

Mark Singleton

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Only 24,500 turned out to watch this, I just cann't understand it.

Geoff Varley

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I'm a celebrity, get me OUT of here!

Michael Kirbitson

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"I should have signed a longer deal!"

Paul Dockerty

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MMM ANY MORE JOBS AT NEWCASTLE ?

Simon Turner

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mmmmmmmm shall I have a curry tonight??

Steven Simmons

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where is the bus....

Gerry Sweeney

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its not over til the fat bearded bloke sings.

David Williams

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remember last time i was at elland rd i had a bit more hair

Anne/Steven Wardman

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" IT'S A GOOD JOB I'M ALREADY BALD "

Michael Barton

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" I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOT A PROPER JOB "

Michael Barton

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" WHAT THE ... ! HAVE I DONE "

Michael Barton

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" I DON'T LIKE THIS JOB, I WANT MY MUMMY "

Michael Barton

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Och! pass me ma boots!

Adrian Marsden

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how do you mean only 2nd in the right said fred lookalike contest?

Michael Varley

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Here comes the rain again ......! Best foot forward lads

J Hudson

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I WISH I COULD PLAY!

Aleisha Anderson

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"Should have gone to greggs"

Jim Parmenter

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What have I done?

Ralph Bailey

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Those poor Tranmere fans. They've never seen an away win.

Stephen Cryer

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I wonder if they still got my no 10 shirt?

Michael Clegg

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"Gottle of Geer" shoot where's ma dummy? "hic"

Stevie Paterson

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Dagnammit, who's 'hmm' idea was it to 'hmm' get toilet cubicles 'hmm' with walls only 'hmm' four feet tall? 'hmm'' cant i go to the 'hmm' toilet in peace? 'plop' Aargh that's better.

Stephen Paterson

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i wonder whats for dinner

Harrison Carter

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