This competition has now closed.

The winner was:
I saw your 'tackle' from behind, even if the ref didn't!

Cliff


The runner up was:

Errrr.Which spot the ball competiton am I entering luv????

Gary Brian




YOUR ENTRIES:


Up 'n' under! I thought we were playing football, not rugby.

Karen Fox

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watch where you put that thing it hurts

michael duffy

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That will teach you to vote for us to get a 15 point deduction.........

steve

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'hold her steady now, I'm coming in!'

alan

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Av it!!!!!

Chris Brook

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i havent got the ball. honest

Steve

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Cabin CREWE demonstrate the pre -flight emergency procedures!

Steve Stylianou

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If it rains any more then we'll have to swim our way out of here!

Steve Stylianou

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i said on me head son

peter pew

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look mate its no good, the robbie fowler joke is wearing a bit thin now.

alan ramsden

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"BETTER GET TO SPEC SAVERS IM SEEING TWO BALLS!!"

ANDREA HIRST

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If I stay down long enough, the ref will HAVE TO give me a freekick!

John Darlington

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Mecca is that way mate!

Doug Barnes

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I saw your 'tackle' from behind, even if the ref didn't!

Cliff

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Oh Hughsey! O Connor

simon bartram

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ref i found me contact lens and your 10p.

gerry sweeney

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Our Gaffer said you needed a kick up the backside....so here it is!

graham balmforth

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22 into 8 won't go!

Naz Khan

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stop play ref i saw a nature program and iam shore it was a worm of it

john hough

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i know you said you were gonna give us a good spanking but i didnt think it would be like this

Andy

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He has completely lost his head.

steve wright

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He needs a kick up the backside.

steve wright

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The Gaffa said I was to go hard into the tackle, well here goes!

Steve Stylianou

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Ouch!! They didn't say 'kick my crown jewells into the stand', they said 'Paul Jewell is in the stands'.

Steve Stylianou

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did it hurt

matthew simpson

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GRRRR WOOF WOOF WOOF

Barry Hughes

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Surely not in front of all these people.

Barry Hughes

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Can I have my leg back please?!!

justin di tomaso

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Just making sure it's a level playing field!

Steve Stylianou

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No! No! – Its my Ball! …..my mum says it's time for tea!

Gary Donnelly

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boss cant find that b### you said i droped

martin hough

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its pure skill to come from behind like that it takes real character

gary rodgers

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'which ball are you gonna kick'?

Tom Wilson

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does my bum look big in these shorts

Warren

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Players take it in turn to practice crash landings.

Steve Stylianou

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QUICK!!! THE WHEELBARROW RACE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!

Kelly Lambe

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we can leap frog our way to the top of the table!

steven collinson

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GRRRRR WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

barry hughes

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"come on try harder or we will never get in the leapfrog team"

Gary Atkinson

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Its about this big can you see it down there?

Keith Davies

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Oh please no thats not the net!

Elliot Turner

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This here's what we call the 'Yorkshire Nutmeg'. Ive already kicked the ball through your legs so here comes the 'nuts' part!

Rob Newton

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Every Hole's a Goal!

Paul Varley

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I`m gonna have to go to the big screen to check the grounding before I give it son.

MICK VARLEY

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Now that's what I call a Players Tunnel

Paul Varley

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DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT !

Mr A. HICKEY

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Kick right through the ball, No.8 in the top left corner 'GOAL' no problem!

John Condon

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Never mind your backside, matey, my wife's is THIS wide....

Steve Bowles


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Errrr.Which spot the ball competiton am I entering luv????

Gary Brian


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this is not the time to take a nap so this is a kick up backside to get you up

anthony rogers


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Dose my bum look big in these ?

Elizabeth Simpson

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Please Mr Wise sign me to play for Leeds whent the transfer window opens!

andrew gadsby

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Does my bum look big in this?

Andrea Dolan

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DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

Mr A HICKEY

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o'connor - "forget the caption, can you spot the ball"?

m. needham

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Can you see the ball?

Andy Bagnall

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Eeeny meany miney mo!

STEVEN RUDGE

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theres no need to the beg you can keep the damn ball.

nigel hall

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"I don't care about your ear being stuck to the floor give me the ball before my boot goes where the sun don't shine!"

Nick Greechan

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You wont find your 15 points up there mate

Stuart Kamasz

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Im not doing it - i have a wife...and kids!

Adam Parkinson

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say hello to my liddle friend

MICK VARLEY

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WHOOPS I'VE DROPPED ME WHEELBARROW

MICK VARLEY

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I Think you'll find I'm going up!

Paul Varley

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So thats why they nicknamed him Angus!

Shaine Bosomworth

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If you listen carefully you can hear the 9:35 go past!

Steve Stylianou

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if you listern really really hard you can hear the ball coming

andrea hirst

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remember Leeds Utd are the greatest or else!!!!

amanda preston

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The Great Britain Olympic wheelbarrow race team suffered an early setback.

Dan Holmes

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Keep your eye on the ball(s)

Liam

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Does my bum look big in this?

Liam


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From that angle does my bum look too big for my shorts

richard griffiths

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and you say your doctor cured your haemorrhoids in the same way as this

nichola griffiths

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It's not just the turf we lay here!

Steve Stylianou


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id heard leeds had kicked butt this season but didnt realise it was quite like this

tristan griffiths

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That reminds me, we used to be bottom.

Steve Stylianou

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Yikes! I'd better be careful in case I kick all 3!

Steven Stylianou

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Ref! which one are we playing with?

Steven Stylianou

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Nice tackle mate!

Steven Stylianou

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Wow! where did that come from?

Steven Stylianou

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I must have had a knock to the head as I'm seeing TRIPLICATE!

Steven Stylianou

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right i'll grab your legs and we'll start the wheelbarrow race.

Kevin Heywood

It was a strange time to start playing a game of twister.

Ken Wilkinson

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WHAT A BUMMER !

MICHAEL BARTON

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I " KNEED " THE BALL MORE THAN YOU !

MICHAEL BARTON

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" TELL ME AGAIN, WHAT PAGE OF THE KAMA SUTRA IS THIS POSITION ON "

MICHAEL BARTON

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Damn these high heels!!!

darren akrill

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wrong game mate you should be at Headingley

John MacAndrew

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give us the ball back its our free kick you big baby

nicki kellegher

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you're going down you're going down we're not we're not.

SANDRA GIBSON

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