This competition has now closed.

The winner was Nick Patterson of Moortown with:
heading a ball on a unicycle is not as easy as it looks!


YOUR ENTRIES:


mmm betty i think i put wrong strip on i should be selling pies

marting hough

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goo goo gaa gaaa

phillip

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" You want to get that boil sorted out mate "

Gary Atkinson

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WICKES"NO MORE NAILS"-JUST THE JOB!

PHIL WILSON

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Look I can make the ball float mid air just by looking at it?!

Jo Capstick

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"Playtime for the sealions was always fun"

ken wilkinson

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I've had this ball growing out of my head since i was a kid!

Steve Cordwell

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HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF THE THING, I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SWALLOW THAT !

MICHAEL BARTON

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THE MANAGER TOLD ME TO KEEP MY EYES ON THE BALL, BUT IT'S MAKING ME GO BOG-EYED

MICHAEL BARTON

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WHEN I HEAD THE BALL WITH MY MOUTH OPEN, I MAKE A FUNNY SOUND !

MICHAEL BARTON

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BRAINS!!!!

Tim Davey

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The coach said, keep your eye on the ball and your mouth shut...well one out of two aint bad

Graham Balmforth

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I much preferred it when I was the dancer in the happy mondays

Tim Davey

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"Projectile vomiting - just one aspect of the norovirus that is currently sweeping the country"

Paul Dockerty

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This balls gone to my head

J Hutton

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This balls gone to my head

Pat Kinsella

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Not again I've got a blinding headache.

John MacAndrew

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Rui was almost TOO impressed with Brett's ball-balancing circus act.

Kevvie x

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The new Hypno-ball was working a treat!

Lee Ryan

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I knew I shouldn't have tried out that new extra strong hair gel.

Sandra Gibson

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Wonder if I can catch it in my mouth?

R Phillips

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Whats up Doc?

Robert Anderson

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Err, no-one told me this would happen.S***!

Robert Anderson

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how did that ball get there

Wendy Bury

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"Spot the Ball"
Rui: It's there!
Other: Duh, where??

Liam

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i should have gone to specsavers

james miller

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Doh ! This aint gonna fit in here is it !

Chris Walsh

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I'll swallow the ball that will confuse him

clifford taylor

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do they make footballs this hard in leeds they must have put 15 ponits in it

B. Foster

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wow that hurt any body got any asprin

Brian Foster

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You don't have to score an own goal.
We don't need your help to gain our 15 points deduction back. As we are the LEEDS we are LEEDS we are LEEDS

Steve Watson

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" i know rui is a great defender " but if i swallow the ball there is no way he can get it off me, is there ?

Warren Wood

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come on rui, lets see if you can get the ball now, muhahahaha!

Alex

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Marques " Stop showing off your not in a circus "
Northampton player "Cobblers !"

Andrew Atkinson

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i am soooo hungry i've had no breakfast

ANDREA HIRST

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are you sure thats a football not a cannonball!!!!

paul bird

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what do i do boss.

steve wright

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oh no it will ruin my hair

steve wright

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Esmeralda, The Bells, The Bells !!

Richard Ryan

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WOW! glad I was able to bring that up.

Craig Jarrett