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Caption Competition April 25-30



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Published Date: 25 April 2008
Win tickets to see Leeds United take on Gillingham at Elland Road on May 3 by entering our caption competition.
This competition has now closed.

The winner was:

ere kez...come on....come back wi those 15 points ! !
(bo selecta(craig david))

Rickie Hutchinson



YOUR CAPTIONS:





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15 points down ? and we're still up there !!

dillon

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I don't care who you are - get down and give me ten ref!

George

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Enough is enough lads ! Can I have my Subbuteo player back ? ?

Glynn Allen

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Thats really rich !
The FL have not only taken 15 points but they have taken my subbuteo
player as well

Caz

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What do you mean can I play football ??
This is the best Subutteo flicking finger in the world !!!

Glynn

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'Listen up, I want our 15 points back....NOW!!!!'

Sara Cunniff

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"The reason why I lost these three fingers is because I called David Batty a Softy!"

Andrew

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Now look here laddie, I can point 15 times if you want.

David Dale

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My house !!

dillon.

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I'm sure i left my car here !

dillon.

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I used to play here !!

dillon.

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You're going down Gillingham

P Gilmore-Hardie

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I told ya that wrinkle cream's a waste of money

C A Baker

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Gary shows off his new image-the Steve Coppell look.

ken wilkinson

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McAllister struggles to find gear stick in test drive of newly-launched invisible car.

Richard Varley

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"Can you pass me that wig?"

Steve Morris

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I told ya that wrinkle cream's a waste of money

C A Baker

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This is how much fish food you put in.

Richard Towse

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this is how tall Dennis wise is

Richard Towse

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And the filly 15 to 1 ridden by G McAllister is the clear favourite

Phil Cunningham

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A place in the Play offs. It's enough to make me cry!

Dave Milford

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ere kez...come on....come back wi those 15 points ! !
(bo selecta(craig david))

Rickie Hutchinson

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Oh Scally the only way is down for you boys

Richard Forbes

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Just stick your fifteen points there!

Michael Kirbitson

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this is how tall dennis wise is.

Richard Towse

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And I can choose anyone that I want? Okay I choose ........

Karen kay

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Staying down - I don't think so!

Christine Warr

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Gary - "Wembley's this way lads!"

Michael Broadhead

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The only time you'll get a suit like this one is when we qualify for the Final!

Ros Weston

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Give it here - I'll show you how it's done!

Ros Weston

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You'll have to pan the camera down if you want to get Dennis in the same picture.

Simon Hibbitt

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They tried to put us down..... but we are on the way up!!!!

Mark Hansbro
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I KNOW WE PLANNED TO GIVE SOME OF THE YOUNGSTERS A CHANCE ON SATURDAY......BUT THIS GUY IS FROM THE PRE_SCHOOL TEAM!

John MacGregor

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youre gonna have to clear this up mate..i just had a little accident!

Suraj Chohan

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Never mind me pointing where's our points

Andrew Walker

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Ive dropped my thumb! its somewhere down there.

Mark O'Brien

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Pick my wig up lads!

Juliet O'Brien

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HEY, SMITHY, VIDUKA, GET BACK HERE NOW

Mick Hollis

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I'll have one of those pies and 15 pints please

Mat Franklin

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Its true Denis Wise is only this big

Dominic Perinelli

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Oi! Brighton! Your name's not down, and you're not coming in our play-offs!

Marc Spillman

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No 15 points deduction will keep Leeds United down in this League I tell you.

Jon Crowther

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Garry McCallister is celbrating with Leeds fans after his first victory for Leeds United

Christopher Mallory

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get me some boots on

Dean Oakley

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Our rivals think we are staying down but we are on our way up

J Winfield

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..and for the half time entertainment I will unicycle around the pitch -without a saddle.

Peter Dawson

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Has anyone seen my walking stick

Graham Ursell

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Oi - give us the 15 points back NOW !

Colin Harrison

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Just put that trophy down here along with the 15 points you owe us

Charlie Garfoot

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NO - fill it in down there!!

Ian Butler

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look ive got my boots on why can't i play

Steve Marshall

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I did it my way

Mick Heaton

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We are moving away from "down" son - moving away!!!!

Nigel Chilvers

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Hang on - 26 wins and 10 draws, shouldnt we be 2nd??

Dave Moorhouse

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I have just dropped my big mac here.

David Spink

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Look, enter the competition, win 2 match tickets.

Kath Hinchcliffe

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Let's just check that wi' Bully!

Kim Blair

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It may well be League One pal but this is the only seat left in the ground

Ben crowther

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Gillingham-YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

John Macgregor

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I hope the Football league have finally got the POINT

John Macgregor

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I know I said we would be playing some of our young guys on saturday- but this ones from the PRE-SCHOOL TEAM!

John Macgregor

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give it to me baby

daniel fisher

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Yipeeee, Im not getting fired!

David Joyce

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oh my god the guy behin me has one leg

diane fisher

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"What do ya think of that Sir Brian!"

Mrs Nabeela Spencer

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" DID YOU SEE THAT REF, THE LINESMAN JUST STOOD ON MY FOOT, GET HIM BOOKED "

MICHAEL BARTON

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'Football League??!!....You're going DOWN !!!!!!'

Adrian Edwards

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'You put your left arm in???!!!! Sorry, couldn't never get the hang on this Hokey Cokey lark!!!!!'

Adrian Edwards

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Now get down on your knees and say sorry FA and the Football League.

liam

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How you do'in?

Paul Hartnett

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Macca last seen taking invisible dog for a walk.

Kay Batley

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You see this, Wisey? Promotion, in spite of the mess yee left me!

Noel Nowosielski

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"Pull my finger"!!

Toni Pearce

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'Sign your resignation letter right here Lord Mawhinney'

Andrew in Birkenshaw

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"...and Dennis Wise comes up to here on me."

David Watts

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United we stand, divided we fall!

Chris Hudson

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It's official, Gary McAlister certainly has his finger on the pulse at Leeds!

Kay Batley

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so what your saying is leeds started below this line ... no way man not with this many points

richard sykes

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HEY!!! What's going on here Ken. Youv'e sold my seat as well for the Gillingham game.

Kevin Groves

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"I'M IN CHARGE AND IF YOU THINK WE'RE STAYING DOWN, THINK AGAIN".

"JUST COME A LITTLE CLOSER AND TELL ME AGAIN THAT YOU THINK WE'RE DESTINED TO STAY DOWN".

ADRIENNE GRIMES

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This horse riding is a right lark!

Steve

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we are the yorkshire giants!

connor

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Oi Fergie !! I'm on your trail ..see you at Elland Road NEXT YEAR.

ayub valli

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going down not us were in the play offs

angela day

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the only way is up not down

angela day

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the trophy goes there....

Damian Sutton

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"Come on Jermaine, take off your chain and put it in the box like the other boys"

Paul Sawyer

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an every1 said we were off down!

Lee Skelton

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Hey Mawhinney you wanted us down there - but where going the other way !!

Andrew M Plenderleith

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my lips are sealed, but my god ! if only you knew what i thought of the football leauge. AAAARRRRGGGG

alan ramsden

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Excuse me mr Bates, put me down for a play-off final ticket please

al ramsden

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Can we have the ball back please

mark

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i no im scotch but come one lads im sure you can understand me wee man

B Foster

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THE BUCK STOPS HERE

p johnson

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the chairman says "the Football League are going down!"

Jeff Brown

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now let's send scally & Gillingham down

C. Baker

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watch this space

frank naylor

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will some one get me my indigestion tablets out of my kit bag please

alan ramsden

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Errrr... Get it off my finger

KJB

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The 15 points is here guv!!

Andrew Gambles

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if you miss that open goal again will send you to play for denis wise

john hough

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I said I'd give my right arm to get into the playoffs, as its happened already, I just had to give the bottom half of my fingers

Heather

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wisey are you down here

andy matthews

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Ref ref I have a splinter in my finger, can you get it out.

Paul Sinclair

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Win 2 match tickets for the start of our campaign in the Championship.

Dave King

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We dont need the points back!

John Cartman

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give us them points back now

Mick

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hey scally! enjoy next season in league 2. cos your going down!!!

ryan dixon

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That's one down four to go and were back in the Chapionship

P Cunningham

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The Ball was in you can not be serious

P Cunningham

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For the last time give us our points back

P Cunningham

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Enough is enough lads ! Can I have my Subbuteo player back ? ?

Glynn Allen

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i was'nt here when you took the 15 points off us i want them back now

andrew lenaghan

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The future starts here, right here, right now.

John Condon

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Leeds Utd. future starts here !

John Condon

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That league table doesn't lie!
It says won 26...

Rob Palmer

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what we've got all OUR points back ?.
it's okay mr mawhinney, you can stop begging for forgiveness and stand up.

darren sanderson

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The Chairman of the FA is down kissing my feet!

Rob Palmer

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this is the position leeds were going when dennis walked out

karen sanderson

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Might just push this screen down a bit more so you can see me.

Rob Besant-Australia

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Excuse me Mr Mawhinney, could you leave those 15 points right here, thankyou.

Phill Clarke

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Let's hope you've got the point FOOTBALL LEAGUE!

John MacGregor

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I said we would play some of our young guys on saturday- but this ones from the pre-school team!

John

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I said we would play some of the youngsters-but this guy is from the pre-school team!

John MacGregor

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Gillingham- YOU"RE GOING DOWN

John MacGregor

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I know we sold all the tickets but i need my seat

mark parkinson

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Never mind what Dennis, Gus and Basset Told you. I want you to put it on the deck and pass it to feet.

Neil Beaumont

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Your'e Going Down Today Scally!

Chris Wilson

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MR SCALLY, you laughed when Leeds United got deducted 15 points , well
we are now sending your club down. Good -bye

Steven Williams

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I want that one!

Stephen Cowling

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Come on pull your finger out or we are going down!

Claire Dunn

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We're staying down here for one season and one season only

Craig Bolton

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